she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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