I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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