she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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