I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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