dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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