I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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