why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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