did you get engaged???
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I smell stomach acid.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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