I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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