i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He did a backflip because drugs
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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