we're blogging at a bar
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Randomize
