i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also, beer. Big fan.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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