How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize