Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
