I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She announced her abortion via fbk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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