I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
