just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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