I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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