Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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