Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That accounts for only three of the penises
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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