I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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