watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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