At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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