I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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