A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
