The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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