So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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