Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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