what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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