eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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