You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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