No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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