So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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