i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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