Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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