Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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