i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
