i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
