I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Can Purell be used as lube?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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