also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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