we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
