I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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