Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
