if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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