He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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