Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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