...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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