Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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