Cold hands, warm shart.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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