I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I didn't notice because vodka
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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