fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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