You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
