Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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