I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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