I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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