What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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