I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I am available for nakedness
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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