discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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